It's what I envision a sports fan from Wyoming to root for....

I used to be one of the "Blue/Pinkerton Only" people but EWBAITE is ACTUALLY really good. "The British Are Coming" and "Davinci" are great tunes.

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Dude looks like Glass Joe falling down in the first Vine. I have the KO music stuck in my head from Punch Out.

I feel dirty. I just read my 3 yr old daughter this. Ugh.

I'm weird. I like the neon green.

I....don't know what's with me.....

That sentence went The Distance.

Too bad both teams couldn't lose last night.

First thing I thought!

I'm down for a PornoPlayer. I'd love to have high definition Porn Hub clips on the go!

I don't know if it's just me but I could go to town on some All-You-Can-Eat lobster.

*Guy has no idea what a "Halladay" is when he finds a shirt on sale for $1.40 at Salvation Army*

Martha Stewart would make a very good Sith.

Thanks......from one Pixies fan to another.

"Give me help

Jerry's check didn't clear this week?

Why can't The Avengers be real?

My then 2 year old daughter likes to leave things on the floor.

Mimu gloves? I've never heard the nether region called that before.