When the cameraman asked her to go down on him, he didn't think it would be at that time.

.Joker

Shitload of gangs in TX I reckon.

I've been to Pittsburgh for a few road trip concerts. I love "cheese" and "fries".

I would love to see the receipt of when Jerry Jones "tipped" the NFL officials.

Yup. 5 degrees here in the MI.

Cepheus : Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap Cepheus!

The reporter needs to stop using his telepathy when doing interviews.

Huh.

....Inspired from another gawkerblogpost....

My boss got me a coffee thermos for xmas.

I SAVE THE VEGETABLE TEMPURA!

I'd rather have a video performance of B.B. King performing "Let the Good Times Roll". But that's just me.

Bravo.

The story pops in my head every time I see clam chowder at a restaurant.

The rare list where I agree with all of the top 10 entries. Wow.

GDD, I love the name. A very underrated KITH sketch.

I remember in high school, a lot of the girls were on the "chain smoke cigarettes so you won't get hungry diet."

In my 20's I worked at a ribs/sports bar place and I was eating a cheeseburger on break. My co-worker who was in school to be a nurse tried to scold me for eating too much red meat. I told her I wouldn't eat red meat anymore and I would try to eat better. .

If it's what everyone is thinking, why the fuck can't people say it?