Regarding the BuzzFeed quiz. I do not need to take it or even look at it.

I thought The Walking Dead was done shooting for the year.

Hey! When did Virgil get internet access?

I'm so down for a Malcolm In The Middle reunion tv movie. Or something. I just want to see everyone again together.

"Let me tell ya....Bull really hosed down those linebackers on that play!"

I am very happy I found Deadspin in 2014.

I'm weird. I despise Doritos. All flavors.

My new "celeb" crush!

If I was "Tay-lurked"....I would start to run....then stop and consider the options....then run......then stop and throw off my clothes and submit.

I'm not a fan of green peppers. One time I went to some chain Mexican restaurant and asked for fajitas without green peppers, something that I've done dozens of times. The server comes back and tells me that the chef insists green peppers must be on the entree. Um. Huh? These are $11 fajitas. I had just got done…

"If Kirk C doesn't get nominated for Best Actor in Saving Christmas, we're out."

I Need To Scream But I Have No Mouth.

Women aren't impressed when I tell them my male genitalia is 0.0001778 kilometers erect.

Pistons 2-0 without the cancerous brick-master.

Idaho...is.....real?

"Opening in 2015 : FootPornHub"

I'm a Michigan guy. I'm cool with it.

Clue is an awesome movie.

"I'm not dead!"

I would love to see an alternate universe where Omar Little joins the Walking Dead....not just Michael K Williams , but the Omar character.