If Gwen Stefani is a vampire I would not object to her biting me.

One of the reasons why I love living in Michigan.

Grotesque is a very accurate word.

I loved this show. Had the hugest crush on Linda Cardellini. One of the greatest tv show casts ever (up there with NewsRadio).

Awesome! That is what Christmas is about.

One of the worst presents I ever got was a magnetic travel board game.....that I got myself.

If there was ever a celeb I wish I could be invisible and observe, I couldn't think of anyone else.

I find Courtney attractive. In a porn star kind of way.

"Troy Daniels is best known for once making three baskets in a row and his shoes caught on fire. His turbo was unlimited until the other team made a basket. Daniels went back to being average."

Pistons teal might be the worst uniform ever.

I'm a real person. I'm willing to download Instagram and follow anyone for the low, low price of $5.00.

BUT THE DETROIT LIONS ARE IN FIRST PLACE.

Chuck E Cheese for the win!

The Bears are just hiding the fact that Cutler caught whooping cough, mumps and scarlet fever from his offspring.

After the game Kobe replied, "I need to get back to work on the "Sexual Assault by a Famous Black Male Record". I got lazy and that Cosby guy has been kicking my ass.

The link for the "creepy sex ads" goes to an article about a woman and a monkey.

I don't know about Adrian but I bet his son will be fast as hell......running away from his dad.

Someone has the rare form of autism that can't detect sarcasm.

Bynum-ite!

This game is a total hate watch.