Savran killed the vibe in the studio with that choke job.

Damn! I know it's unreasonable warm for mid December here.....but man.

It was during the 10 o'clock news. Weeks later she disappeared and I found out from her friend via MySpace that she was checked into a mental institution. For no reason in particular. While I was baking her a cake for her birthday she called to tell me that she was out with her male best friend bowling, she lost a bet…

I have never had a Doritos taco. I don't like any Doritos flavor especially the ranch. I despise ranch. Yes I'm aware I'm odd.

I'm not super attracted to Taylor Swift. She'll never make a Top 10 Celeb Crush list.......but I kinda want to have relations with her.

Breadstick guy gets all of the points.

REIGN IN KITTY TREATS

I wonder if there is some relation of the pastor to the American douche canoe Robertson family.

{cums}

Yeah, I've always had this daydream about Tiffany Amber Thiessen as Kelly is a vampire and turns Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy and umm...

I worked at a Metro Detroit sports/ribs restaurant back in Batch's playing days and he came in.

POP.

Line of the night for me was

Don't fucking tease that.

"My legs got better. I don't need a wheelchair."

"GOOD GAWD! IT'S....IT'S.....GINA'S MUSIC! iT'S GOING TO BE A SLOBBERKNOBBER!"

The only thing that was missing was the NFL Blitz leg drop.

Charlie LeDuff is the shit

THESE ARE AWESOME.

I just snorted Diet Mt Dew out of my nose. Thanks.