I kinda have a crush on the Praying/Sneezing/Sneaking some meth woman.

Jesus saves!.......

11. Time Traveling Billy Joel - He was looking for a really good lyric for "We Didn't Start the Fire". "Hmm...JFK....flown away? No. Um JFK...blown away...Hmm. I think I like that. What else do I have to say?"

I have a lot of diabetics in the family. Anything you guys can think of that kicks ass but low in carbs?

"Ouch! My hand.........why is HR coming over to my desk?"

Whoops!

Man, Marshawn is going to kill it at Lil' Jon karaoke at the Seahawks Christmas party this year.

*Sigh*

Music compatibility is a must for me and a mistake I made with my wife.

Oh no! 3 (THREE!) Days. What are the millions of his fans going to do for those long 72 hours?

I grew a beard for the first time in my life the past year after I kept on hearing how much she liked the bearded nerdish guy on Revolution.Was hoping it would give the love life a kick start but no go. She said she loves it though. Thought about shaving it off until i realized that I enjoy trimming it and despised…

Please tell me that wasn't from Detroit.

I'm kinda cool for death for them. I'm thinking of a "The Running Man"-like reality tv show for child molesters.

"Hey ref......I'm sorry man. It won't happen again. Let me make it up for you. Let me "buy" you dinner. Do you like seafood?"

"Bill Simmons and Keith Law have been suspended indefinitely.....cause...well....why the fuck not?"

Michigan State Gives Offensive Lineman Reach Around

Kinja needs another system. I can't stand the "greys".....but then my eyesight sucks.

WE ARE DEVO!

#FreeKLAW

Unfortunately you do not receive a championship ring in succeeding in the Cookie Face Challenge to Chuck's dismay.