The weight is always placed on the axels, bruh.

Front-mid is a thing, but it is a sub-category of front, not a sub-category of mid. If you call your car mid-engine, it had damned well better have the engine behind the seats.

No. I have a ‘14 WK2 and I think the early WK1 is like the backwoods cousin you desperately try to avoid when you go home to visit but still end up somehow getting confused with by the cute girl in the checkout line.

Classic case of the woman holding back the man on realizing his Porsche Dreams. He wants the 997 Turbo but she wants him to settle for the GTS which is we all know is just an ‘S’ with a bit of kit added. He’ll look at those letters on the boot lid with regret each morning until it slowly breeds into resentment. After…

Some perspective on how historic this is:

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I keep loading more posts hoping for Mark R. to share a hot take on your hot take review. I remember he gave you guys a good finger wag last year when you popped off about GM showing up to Sema with a stock malibu sporting fuzzy dice valve caps or some such lameness. I’m hoping for something like:

So… They’ll steal a G-Wagen from Berlin, ram it into a Pep Boys and try to sell me the resulting mess for twice the cost of a Lambo? Anything I’ve missed?

I figured it was just the last shipment of S7's.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

I don’t want to blow any minds but are we sure the original picture wasn’t doctored to put a cigarette in his mouth-perhaps to appease a local tobacco sponsor or mafioso? The pic sans cig looks more natural to my little eye.