It also criminalizes hosting a web site with information on how to get abortion.

This was exactly my first thought: finally the GOP has reached Peak Projection. Matt Gaetz looks like my grandpa’s big toe. 

you don’t know any women do you?

Shut..the entire..fuck up.

1 in 50  pregnancies are ectopic. (per the March of Dimes) We know that in Ohio alone at least 52 girls under 14 are raped and impregnated. None of these are rare enough to support your thesis.

Here we see an extremely common deflection technique used by a lot of pundits and politicians of Matt Gaetz’s ilk. He’s been told he looks like a thumb on twitter hundreds of times, so he then re-uses that insult on women to make himself feel better.

Actually he flip-plagiarized a George Carlin joke.

“Why is it the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t fuck in the first place?”

Every time I see a picture of him, I do a double-take to see if his hair is getting a Charlie Kirk treatment. But nope, his hair is just that bad.

Not Ace Ventura, Butt-Head (with a very apt Jim Jordan Beavis as well).

This guy has to pay for sex, his opinion on who is fuckable is moot. 

“Francine Jefferson, JULIAN’s Mississippi state director of organizing, said the Lexington Board of Aldermen voted 3-2 to fire Dobbins. The two who voted to retain him were Richard Spencer, the White former mayor of Lexington, and Charles Simmons, a Black alderman.”

Every brother, ain’t a brother.

If all White cops in the South were secretly recorded, more than half of them would be fired for racism and being crooked. If all white cops in America were checked for tattoos, I guarantee that a large percent will have white supremacist tattoos on their body.

Of course “policing is just modern day slave patrol”, but we’re not supposed to think that way much less say it out loud like Colin Kaepernick did!

I vaguely recall stories (urban legends) of a marine seeing House of 1,000 Corpses and being so scared he had to leave. I saw that movie and... I doubt it. I think he had to leave for another reason and it was good publicity.

Who gets buried at a golf course!!??  Is this some kind of trumpian tax dodge? Did the orange one use her for fertilizer?

I can see where the Trump kids went wrong. They weren’t disciplined enough.

a “sinking swamp” of “parasites” with “illicit dreams and schemes.”

Made the mistake of looking at the picture again. The whole family still looks like the portrait in a haunted house that’s about to start moving and reaching its clawed hands out for you.

I wonder why they pushed her down the stairs? An open window or balcony “fall” would have been messier but harder to trace. I guess ricin and polonium were too obvious.

I remember a quote from Ivana to the effect that after the kids turned 16 (18?) she turned them over to Donald to finish raising.