It was soup day at the ballpark.

Then how the fuck does Steve King still have a job and Al Franken doesn’t?

I believe “ban all men” is appropriate here.

Right? You can’t just leave something like that out there without further explanation.

Trump doesn’t think of the Bill/Monica thing as a negative. I’m sure he’s impressed by it and it was one of the things he and Bill bonded over back in the day.

Around the time of his trial I came to my own ignorant conclusion that MJ surrounded himself with children because he was, emotionally, just a child himself who had never been allowed to grow up by the people who controlled his career.

 Soup boy really got his ass handed to him today on the Senate floor. A thing of beauty.

Humiliating fellow Republicans is the only aspect of Trump I approve of. 

I hope AOC has serious protection because all the creepy, obsessive weirdos in the world can’t stop thinking about her.

What do you have against unicorn fantasy worlds? Sounds pretty cool to me.

Send them to Syria to see if ISIS is really defeated.

Mueller and/or the media isn’t going to save us. Hell, I don’t know if anything is.

R. Kelly living in Trump Tower is almost too on the nose.

Greed is a powerful force.

As someone who used to blast Ignition as one of my drunk jams, I can relate. R. Kelly is someone you cannot separate his art from but I did so anyways so fuck me as well.

It’s how you make chicken salad.

What’s up with white Republican men and their balloon heads?

The only thing I remember about Woodstock ‘94 was that Primus sucked.

I wish these old motherfuckers would just die already.

It’s a good way to bury the ethnic cleansing sponsored balloon ride story.