As someone who used to blast Ignition as one of my drunk jams, I can relate. R. Kelly is someone you cannot separate his art from but I did so anyways so fuck me as well.

It’s how you make chicken salad.

What’s up with white Republican men and their balloon heads?

The only thing I remember about Woodstock ‘94 was that Primus sucked.

I wish these old motherfuckers would just die already.

It’s a good way to bury the ethnic cleansing sponsored balloon ride story.

I mean he should because it’s an actual win for him since the legal ramifications for that shady ass charity have been put to bed.

I was offered free drinks at a restaurant if I left a five star Google review. Of course, I said yes.

I bet Eastwood’s obituary will barely mention Sondra Locke, as if she was just a minor detail in his life.

The Tillerson tweet was good for a laugh. I do enjoy proof that anyone who enters Trump’s orbit gets shit sprayed all over them.

Mueller is not going to make Trump go away. In fact, it’s more likely Trump will get away with everything, like he’s done every second of his life. His minions won’t be so lucky but what does he care? 

I don’t know how an article can leave Clinton out of any discussion about this. After Trump, he’s the biggest name in a long list of powerful men Epstein catered to.

Living is nice, if you can afford it.

The bigger story is that she sent her daughter to a similar school. It’s right there in the linked article but I hardly see anyone mention it.

That killed me every time.

I only watched the first one (Mac and Me) and it was great. I laughed harder and more often than the entire first Netflix season. Gives me great hope for this iteration.

Another scary part is that the GOP will be around, and in power, long after Trump dies on the toilet.

At the very least I want to live long enough to see all these old, evil fucks die. I’m not counting on it.

Why? The chances of the Democrats taking the House diminishes by the minute while the Republicans are going to pick up at least 2 Senate seats. Again, Trump bucks every trend and prediction and continues to be the best thing to happen to the conservative movement and the Republican Party. It fucking sucks but that’s…

I want to see how that fat guy video ends