A lot of them think everyone else in the world is just as awful as they are so every corrupt, amoral, hypocritical, and outright malignant thing they do or say is justified.

Is it wrong that I always assumed Seacrest was gay?

If you’re implying what I think you are, please stop. I haven’t eaten dinner yet.

One of their new hashtags is #BoycottDicks so they should be really into it now.

I felt so bad for that woman. It’s not her fault she looks like the leader of the Lizard people.

Got it.

They look like badly done wax figures in that header picture.

The follow-up quote, “I just want to understand why Jewish people and black people and Mexican people, why they’re all so horrible,” certainly means something.

Armed teachers ready for a gun battle at any minute is a pretty clear sign that your society is running on fumes.

Maybe, but I doubt either one would have survived the purges (and I’m not talking about an eating disorder.)

I’m assuming you were looking for something a little more proletariat?

Trying not to picture Trump having sex is an underrated burden of modern politics.

Do you not know how to use the internet?

Reich led the largest comebacks at the time in both college and the NFL.

Was the NY Times always this terrible? I know they were running GW Bush propaganda (Judith Miller) before the Iraq invasion so maybe so.

List your shittiest religion in order of shittiness. Now feel superior to people who aren’t like you. Good times, ain’t it?

Rachel Brand is probably the smartest person to serve in the Trump administration. She got out of there before having to eat the inevitable shit sandwich all Trumpsters are served.

Oh, they need to be shamed but it pisses me off that we get all these in-depths about Trump supporters while the mainstream media seems adverse to exploring the majority who hate this dipshit.

If you want to hear from Trumpanzees the NY Times has approximately 5 billion articles about them.

I wish there was because I’ve always felt Tarantino had backpfeifengesicht.