So having actual principles is a sign of weakness? I guess the great thing about abject cynicism is that you can continue to believe that you have everything figured out and anyone who disagrees is pathetic.

I wish Flake would’ve kept his money and voted against the tax bill instead. Not supporting the child molester is such a low bar.

There’s a big difference between predicting and spoiling. However, I don’t care enough about TWD to get worked up over it.

My laughing fit happened when that guy was blown up with the rocket launcher like some kind of Rambo movie.

Yep, goes something like, “It was just locker room talk or totally fake. Whichever fits into Trump’s current brain fart.” And wouldn’t you know it, the Roy Moore defenders employ the same tactic, “Fake news. Those women were paid to lie. 14 looks 20. Jesus’ dad was banging a teenager so it’s all cool.” Madness.

Fuck baby boomers. They benefited immensely from the welfare state they are currently in the process of destroying. Selfish, greedy motherfuckers who demand we all worship their nostalgic bullshit. I hate them (except my dad. He’s a good one.)

Baby Boomers

The Onion’s version of Joe Biden should be a TV show.

Yep. I was a little kid when Thriller came out and listened to it almost non-stop when I wasn’t watching the videos on MTV. Only later did I come to appreciate OTW but Thriller will always be #1 because it was the album of my childhood and nothing will ever change that.

When a Republican does it.

He was also expelled from Iraq during the invasion for broadcasting details about future U.S. troop movements. He was literally drawing the military plans in the sand in front of a live Fox News camera.

Trump’s racism is pure. There’s no equivocating, incoherent, mealy-mouthed grandpa bullshit. Trump’s been racist since he was in small pants. Native Americans, specifically, have been getting shit from him since their casinos started competing against his. I bet having Andrew Jackson’s painting behind them was…

Celery Man is fantastic.

Trump’s racism is the only consistent belief system he’s maintained his whole life.

Did anyone else notice how many fucking commercials there were? I wasn’t timing it but there seemed to be more commercial time than actual content, as if they didn’t have enough usable footage and had to pad it out.

This whole post is fucked up. It’s like a satire written by an anti-feminist alt-right blog.

As if the current generation of adults are worth a shit.

He’s just trying to justify putting pineapples in the macaroni and cheese.

I wish I would be able to enjoy the surprise in store for those shitheels when Brietbart, Infowars or whatever 4chan cesspool they inhabit’s load time slows to a crawl but I’ll be too busy waiting for my porn. How dare they mess with our porn!

We finally found Lena’s Kinja account.