I mean, you’re not wrong, but walking onto stage in front of your investors with a rifle while the Old Yeller theme plays probably isn’t going to sell.

in before the misogynistic jokes

I think it has to do with the federal standard that all braking/turn lights cannot be on a moving area (aka trunk), which is why so many of them are crammed on the corner light section before the trunk. The standard should likely be updated

Hold on, I can eat previously frozen seafood... AND watch a mentally challenged person get aids? Hello new first date spot

I, for one, am completely satisfied to witness the slow demise of one of my least favorite brands. 

Well...right? So why not assume the person is paying attention if they are showing all the signs of paying attention, like looking at the person they are speaking to and responding to what that person says and otherwise being engaged in the transaction? Why would you choose to decide that all those signs of paying…

“then I’m going to assume they don’t really care about me or what I’m saying”

So close, and yet! Incorrect. 16s, my friend, is where it’s at. Looks better and more importantly: Makes tire selection much, much easier.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

Can we have special licenses for those of us that have high performance driving experience? I wouldn’t mind passing a rigorous test if it meant I could enjoy unlimited speed limits in certain areas like Germany.

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to actually enjoy work. 

i mean, if i had someone in my life who cared enough about my health and stress and diet to pay me for eating fruits and vegetables, you’re damn right my stress would go down. where do i sign up?

Automatic transmission in a sports car is an automatic crack pipe.

When are we going to stop pretending that shitbox econo cars from the 80's are somehow loved and missed? The reason it only has 17k on it is because they are TERRIBLE FUCKING CARS and the original owner quickly realized it. 7k? There’s no way.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

The trailers made it seem like it was forcibly “for women” rather than being a good movie with women in it. It looked bad in every respect—awful music choices, unfunny retorts, bad action, unclear plot. In contrast, take Atomic Blonde, which has a kick-ass female protagonist that didn’t need to constantly remind us of…

if people insist on using these ports they can also just buy charge only cables (https://amzn.to/2qk98Xw) that can’t provide a data connection. They are actually missing the data wires inside the cable, or there are also adapters (https://amzn.to/2OiCgGz) that convert a normal cable to charge only.

US consumers: haven’t had a meaningful raise in decades.

This is a sad day...