Gizmodo media must be hurting more than I thought, hiring somebody like you to write about cars.

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If you are whispering to Alexa because you don’t want to wake the kids, why in the world would you want Alexa to answer back in her full volume voice “OKAY!” That would just wake the kids anyway and defeat the whole purpose of you whispering in the first place.

I think Kyle’s use of this slur is an extension of the cesspool that is online gaming. My guess is he and his friends actually used terms like that it all the time, along with the tens of thousands of bro’s who populate this particular swamp. Kyle’s problem is the real world was peaking in and he showed a little too…

Fucking Americans. Just fucking vote. If you want to get rid of Donald Trump, vote and don’t piss it away on a third party candidate.

With B&J, at least, ice cream leaving the freezer never returns, so that’s not an issue.

This is an extremely important part of their success. MotoGP is not like F1 where the driver is a lesser part of the overall performance. The bike can be coaxed and nudged to go faster without destroying the tires too quickly, and a long time veteran and champion understands that and knows what it should feel like…

Yeah, I’m glad the announcers don’t shy away from that fact because the KTM is a different beast this year. They’re clearly listening to Dani’s feedback and it’s helping a ton.

It’s a good year to follow it. The season is condensed, there are bikes and riders you wouldn’t expect at the front, and Márquez is going to have a sizeable points deficit when he returns, so he’ll be riding even more like a bat out of hell than normal.

This might literally just be happening because k-pop teens on TikTok embarrassed him.

That’s one expensive flashlight. It’s almost cheaper to just have a child, raise it for 7-8 years, have them hold your flashlight, and then yell at them for shining it in your eyes.

All articles referencing Trader Joe´s ethnic foods should have a link to Kyle Kinane´s comedy skit about this. Perhaps one the funniest skits I´ve heard in recent years.

People who don’t like motorcycle racing are all evil, evil desperately horrid souls.  Just sayin’.

We need to talk about “we need to talk about” headlines. They’re the most Jezebel thing about Jalopnik. Just stop.

This^^

The interior packaging on those is a serious step from the rest of their class. Ingenious and practical.

I bought one after I was forced to leave behind a pinball machine after moving between cities. I said to myself NEVER AGAIN.

I know it was a whole selling point of the Fit and I don’t wanna sound like a Honda shill or something, but goddamn every time it’s time to pack up my fiancee’s Fit for a long beach trip, camping, even when moving, I’m always shocked at how much we can cram into that thing. It’s impressive as hell.

Seconded, for visibility. Do not barbecue inside your fucking apartment, aspiring idiots of the world.

Seconded, for visibility. Do not barbecue inside your fucking apartment, aspiring idiots of the world.

Grilling inside can lead to death from carbon monoxide inhalation.  This is just irresponsible.

Grilling inside can lead to death from carbon monoxide inhalation.  This is just irresponsible.