Because shut up, Kyle.

I would take a rapid blue Z51 w/ black interior

The base car won’t be sub-3; they said that’s only with the Z51 package (which has shorter gearing and an electronic LSD).

And when it does happen the GOP will say it’s the Democrats fault their own people are being killed and the media will bemoan a lack of civility on both sides. 

These guys don’t want nimble sports cars. They want a projection of their cocks. 

Inside sources say this will be the new company logo:

Counterpoint: Logitech firmware updates have a solid 50% chance to brick your product. Update at your peril.

Get ready for people to lose their shit. 

And good luck to you if your employer uses Zoom for its internal and client-facing meetings!

I love how she attacks The Globe for doing the same exact thing that she does, and often. Lawd, this woman.

That’s actually how Canadian property ownership works.

I believe many cities might have started putting lights on major highway to see better at night. A recent change, you understand.

I swear to god if our generation tries to turn this into our American Graffiti, I’m shooting myself in the face.

Simone is awesome and really funny. She recently went through some scary brain surgery too, but was able to come out the other side. Funny thing about the electric truck...we used to have that very thing back in the early 1900s, they’re perfect for the shorter travel they would have like on worksites. Of course, the…

Somehow improved the build quality. Two less doors to fall off. 

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

Heathcliff was a snitch responsible for the capture and deaths of hundreds of innocent dogs, he sucks

It’s funny because the first thought my head went to was ‘oh hey gay pride’.

I can tell you the worst: St. Fucking Louis. Cheez whiz and ketchup on a saltine cracker.

New York then Boston then everything else is fucking trash.