Heathcliff was a snitch responsible for the capture and deaths of hundreds of innocent dogs, he sucks

It’s funny because the first thought my head went to was ‘oh hey gay pride’.

The key thing in this story, as it relates to the USA: A domestic terrorist was charged with terrorism. In the USA the feds would pussy-out and charge him with a hate-crime. As they do every time a domestic terrorist commits a terrorist act in America.

Oh boy, instead of an intelligently designed office layout that allows everyone to actually do their jobs without worrying about basic elements like electricity, let’s invent a totally-unnecessary-but-cool-looking gadget that will do the same thing, except less efficiently and at greater cost.

Oh Jesus Christ no, that is not the biggest annoyance about open offices.

Elon is not married, so you probably have a chance with him.

Even with the BOGO, an 18hr train trip from DC to Chicago is the same cost as a 2 hr flight on American. It’s a shame our train system is what it is. 

Checks date: not April 1st... and I thought unicycles were peak hipster. I guess I was wrong.

“mechanical failure” on the Mustang sent it and its driver, Ryan Lawson, straight toward the underside of the trailer

Unfortunately for the A’s, she is already leaning toward entering the 2023 NFL draft.

I think it’s pretty shitty of her high school to sell ad space at the diamond to white supremacy groups from seven surrounding counties. It’s not the message we should be giving to kids, and it takes away from her accomplishment.  Sad.

Seriously. What the actual fuck does marriage have to do with a desk job...

This is precisely how every one of my races start in Forza.

even if this thing weighed 2,500 pounds, had 500 horsepower, a manual gearbox, featured the second coming of the 2JZ engine and cost $30,000, people would still find reasons to complain

Cue up Eddie Murphy’s “This is my house! And if you don’t like it, get the fuck out!” 😂

Vaccinate your goddamn kids, but you (corporate ‘you’) might want to check your own as well if you’re of a certain generation. I’m 41, and apparently my measles vaccination is no longer good, so I’m getting another this Friday.

The growth of stupidity in the world seems catastrophically exponential in the last decade.

i’m a dude, so just assume all of ‘em.

I can tell you the worst: St. Fucking Louis. Cheez whiz and ketchup on a saltine cracker.

New York then Boston then everything else is fucking trash.