The orange on its own isn’t bad, but add in the orange and tan interior, the crappy rear tint, and that hideous body kit with THAT front bumper and holy hell, CP

As far as actual cars, my dad didn’t really have any awesome cars. Before he got married he had a ‘67 442 convertible - black with white vinyl interior When I was born they had a green AMC Hornet hatch. We took it to drive in movies. One day my parents told me it was stolen (way past the statute of limitations…

This was one of my 1st favorite cars - a Hot Wheels ‘55 T-Bird. Oddly, I’m really not a fan of T-Birds.

Aside from the whole sketchiness of it - my favorite part was the “flexible bumper”, like it will save you from anything.

$5000 tops maybe. For $25k I’d expect it to be full of drugs or cash :)

Finally after 100 years on Jalopnik, I had a comment picked for one of these :)

RIP Irv

Sad to hear it’s closed, but I guess it’s just how things go - not everyone is looking for racing school, but they also offered a teen driver course - I wanted my niece to take it since when learning to drive, they seem to just teach the basics.

It looks like it accelerates and handles well, plus it’s quiet. Harley owners are going to hate it.

If you have to haul nothing, Miata is the way to go.

if we’re the same person, someone is slipping me some drugs that make me forget an alternative life that I’m living ;)

Yeah back then I would top out whatever I had since there were spots we knew the cops never sat. Had a ‘91 Sentra E that would hit the limiter at an indicated 119mph, and my 1st V8 - an ‘89 Mustang LX (5.0/5 spd) I hit about 143 in, and would hit about 100mph on a daily basis commuting. The vette I took to 130mph once…

I’d say my taste in cars has changed from “V8s or nothing” to just having something fun to drive. I’d say that also relates to my driving style as well, going from only caring about hammering the gas out of turns and spinning tires to wanting to hit the turns perfect, accelerating out without wasting the tires.

I imagine this is what Trump will now use to show up at his rallies

Counterpoint - looking at the list of cars you own, you’re totally ok with incredibly slow cars.

If your boss follows you on twitter, simply block him, and then unblock him - boom, he’s unfollowed you

I imagine there should be about $90,000 in cash in the trunk when you buy it. Or crack - because this dude definitely smoked some if he thinks a Neon SRT-4 is worth $100k.

I have a coworker that gives all of the flight attendants bags of M&M’s as he’s boarding, and he always gets free drinks

I have a great plan for my ashes - I want my ashes poured into the water of a burnout box at a drag strip, and I want a car to then do a burnout in that water, allowing my ashes to disperse with the smoke. In theory I think it will work, but there’s a massive chance the car will only sling back ash based mud instead.…

I’d love to see this in a ND Miata as a MazdaSpeed version, but I know then it’d be $40k+ easy