Really, Apple? $99 for a STYLUS? Fine, call it an “Apple Pencil,” but $99? That’s an insult to your customers. It SHOULD be included.

I know, but I get stuck on over 100,000 people killed because of our invasion and the country’s infrastructure heavily damaged, and the Iraqi army (post war) being complete pussies when ISIS invaded (throwing down their weapons, stripping off their uniforms, abandoning military vehicles). Aren’t they fighting for…

I suggest you focus your energy on Comcast. Please press “2” for an operator. Current waiting time is 4 days and 17 hours. Doug? Only you can stop the madness. (Personally, I’m mostly happy with Dish.)

I’m glad that they aren’t flipping burgers or living under a bridge. Seriously. I hope they are both on a management track.

They may have simply decided that the whole thing reduced to moving violations, fill out a summons, shake their head, and just drive off, telling their canine partner that “people be crazy.” Followed by an understanding bark.

Um, did you mean “mysogynistic”?

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Automobiles) has been all over this for years. Don’t you understand how your car yearns to be free and drive off unfettered by human slavers?

How disappointing. I read the article title but expected it to be about something else entirely.

What are the approximate costs of ownership—the jets, hangar space, cleaning, maintenance, pilots, flight attendant, fuel. Are they capable of transatlantic and transpacific flights? Is there any way, for US-only flights, to quantify not going through TSA, just rolling through the private jets gateway, jumping on the…

IT IS OFFENSIVE TO JAPANESE PEOPLE. Don’t use it. This is not a difficult thing to understand. I don’t know, look it up in your dictionary of racist terms.

Look it up. Sheesh.

I’d love to read your “evidence” that the US started the so-called “Arab Spring.” Go ahead and start with Tunisia.

Except for things like the national futbol team being arrested for losing by Usay (Saddam Hussein’s sadistic (uh, more sadistic) son and terribly tortured, all of them. But yes, there was electricity, running water, sewage, no IEDs.

Yeah, it’s not like they had secret police who tortured people. I mean “have.”

Yeah, well that doesn’t work when it comes to our troops who are armed to the teeth and might kill somebody innocent “accidentally.” Are you familiar with the jails and legal systems around the world? Actual, real, brutal torture, food and water with bugs, and native inmates who want to kill Americans for all the shit…

Glad you didn’t have to try out the slide??? Are you anti-fun? Are you a Communist hold-0ver? Do you hate the American way (we build stuff that’s good, maybe not great, but very good)?

Dead hooker parts can’t just sit around, they’ll start to smell.

Only geese have flaperons. And boy are they tired!

“gag ball” tells jokes or doesn’t bounce.

Yes, I’m well aware of the history of motorcycles in the U.S. The term “Jap”, on it’s own or connected to motorcycles is a derogatory and racist term TODAY. It doesn’t matter it’s former wide-spread use. We don’t say the “n-word” either despite the fact that at one time, almost every white person in the country did…