Some JB Weld should take care of those broken rods and engine holes. Remember: work smart, not hard.

Who should we call? The DMV? The ASPCA? The A-Team? The nearest car crushing business? Just get some polisher and buff out the damage? Light candles and bring flowers and cards? (Too soon?)

Not the bike (it’s just a modified Kaw W650), the board rack. BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER. Have a great afternoon.

First, don’t be so thin-skinned if you are the author of a post. Two, no, go ahead, post what you want, but don’t treat this like the invention of sliced bread just happened. Maybe it’s just that I’m from California and I’ve seen people do this for decades.

You mean they should modify a Scion Xb? Actually, I would rather that Scion build it. VW is in the dog house for about 10 years. You all do understand that they were deliberately polluting OUR country for years and it will continue for many more years? Yes, that bothers me.

It’s not a new idea, it’s been done plenty of times before. And, no, you can’t find it on Amazon.com. You want to be cool? Figure it out yourself. If you’re really a surfer, you’ll know that parking at the beach is like finding a parking spot in Times Square (no parking allowed, BTW).

Indian? One of the big three in the US? I don’t think they’re in the big TEN in any country. Most people don’t even know they exist or they think they just make motorcycles with rebadged engines or that it’s just another of many resurrection attempts that will go down in piles of burning cash. The number of bikes…

Oh, you mean the dichotomy of wanting to be an individual but dressing and riding the same bikes as their friends, with no sense of irony.

Haha! We know it’s a V-Rod. Or at the very least, you can lay off the superlatives, we’ve seen this before. And, sadly, it’s not the cruiser that cruiser riders want. There’s H-D and everybody else. It’s tough enough to be everybody else (though I applaud you all) but even harder to be something else that’s “weird.”…

Easy on the “car still running” thing. It was a teenager driving the thing, not a racecar driver. Teenager thoughts: “Oh, SHIT! Get out of the car. SHIT! If I can get it rolled over and drive home, maybe dad won’t notice....FUCK! What? The engine is on? Great. HEY! Why is it rolling? GRAB IT! Oh, SHIT!”

“Wait a sec! Am I a rocker or a mod? Why can’t I keep this straight?”

I hope the two of you have many more years of happiness and good health together.

One vile monster down, now it’s Cosby’s turn.

Same thing with motorcycles. The bummer is that they have to be returned to stock before returning them to the manufacturer. Messing with the electronics can result in a whole day wrenching on the thing to return it to stock.

Oh, if I only I had the ill-gotten gains to launder through F1!

I’m going to go with the truck driver nodded off, steered left, hit the K-rail and rolled over as he woke up. Occam’s Razor. There’s nothing wrong with the road, there’s no windstorm, the trailer didn’t hit a car, there’s no sudden mechanical malfunction. Maybe the driver woke up, panicked, and over corrected.

Other than your terrible lack of reading comprehension? Or your unwillingness to believe that you are not the most knowledgeable on a subject?

Yeah, no. There are modular helmets with protective styrofoam in the chinbar and some without. Ditto full face helmets (at the low end of the pricing list). And SNELL-certified may not be the best. ECE seems to have taken the lead and for daily riding, DOT seems to be better than SNELL. Do your own research.

If Mythbusters faked stuff, they’d have lost all of their integrity. I wasn’t saying that they did plastic wrap plus foil wrap plus peanut butter, but they used trials that seemed impossible for the dog to find it but the dog(s) always did. Always.

The lesson from this story? Sometimes life is telling you to buy lottery tickets.