1) It’s Wheel of Fortune Night! Fill in the blanks: you are an a_____e. No matter what, you are not a winner.

I agree. Over-caution is certainly better than under-caution.

There are fetishizers of every body part and any sex act that you can conceive of. Maybe a person wants to see another with sour gummi bears on another’s stomach. Haha. BUT SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE WANTS THAT. Heck, there’s probably a website for people into that. I’m really not sure why the feet thing is so prominent. And…

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! I’m in sack-cloth and ashes, praying for your soul...or that you get a nice, big dog. You do know that it is a scientific fact that a person’s cat will eat their person’s face as soon as they are dead?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up there, Bunky. The track would be too short and too slow. Here’s an easier plan: suck out all the water and, BOOM!, instant skatepark. And remember: you can buy an entire skateboard for the price of one sticky car tire.

Steering wheel on the right.

No way. It had to be schizophrenia. No lab would ever command a person to commit crimes.

And that would be what you get for having a cat!

Of course, no question. In fact, I would think that some of the charges would be dropped for showing that kind of loyalty to one’s dog. Thank goodness it wasn’t a full-grown male bull mastiff or a great Dane.

That’s why I installed super loud horns on my motorcycle.

Yeah, I didn’t really get the impression that Sean has a “poor, angry ass” over this. Just kind of generically pissed off.

Sean, if this goes down badly, I will be right behind you with my cellphone programmed to dial 911. Noooo, I don’t fight—-real men don’t get into fist fights. Really, it’s the real adult world and either the other guy beats the shit out of you or vice-versa, and then the police get involved. And that’s a bad thing.

I’m tired of vehicles (cars, SUVs, school buses) flipping over. EVER. It doesn’t happen in real life. It only happens in Hollywood, where the vehicles have been hallowed out (no engine, transmission, seats, etc.) and an excessive amount of explosive material has been applied. Also, vehicles that partially run into the…

So where does Russia get its chip technology? China? The USA? Also, if we know certain countries are hacking the USA, why don’t we have giant facilities full of super-smart black hats and white hats hacking these other countries to their knees?

Do not buy any cruiser for fast corner carving. They are cruisers, not wannabe sportbikes.

You know not of which you speak. H-D has made many changes for the better over the last 30 years.

Also, does Russia have medium-scale silicon chip production capabilities? Or did they lie and get the computers from China?

Is it just me, or in the main room, does it look like nobody is actually using their keyboard? I mean, some hands are resting on their keyboards but it doesn’t look like they are actually typing. In fact, I’m not sure that the people aren’t mannequins or that it’s a computer generated photo.

I’m tired of vehicles (cars, SUVs, school buses) flipping over. EVER. It doesn’t happen in real life. It only happens in Hollywood, where the vehicles have been hallowed out (no engine, transmission, seats, etc.) and an excessive amount of explosive material has been applied. Also, vehicles that partially run into the…

I am receiving a vision, wait, it’s the front suspension getting torn off the “motorcycle” like a F1 car hitting the track-side wall.