Man, your mom might be cool, but it’s a long walk back to Switzerland.

Wouldn’t giving the friend a Le Mans car work better?

Sean, ride an Aprilia Tuono and get back to us.

Nazis! I hate those guys!

I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU! Oh, sorry, I just got excited by this raging debate. Nope, I’ve got other things to give a **** about than where should cartoon cars have their eyes.

Would this be a legitimate IndieGoGo offer?

Yeah, whatever, Tyler. What I want to know is where are the bikini-clad babes doing the vehicle detailing? Umm, and for any women reading this, the Speedo-clad dudes? And while we’re at it, maybe open up an Earl Scheib so all those ground vehicles can get a little color?

And outrageous insurance costs if you’re under 60 years old.

And it gets 906 mpg if you run it on water.

Well, he did drive a bus around the NYC area for THREE HOURS without being involved in any collisions. I’m not sure that he needs to go through any further training.

Knowing the Port Authority (honestly, I never understood the name or division from NYPD), you’d think they would welcome a volunteer employee. I’m guessing after 30 times, it might occur to somebody that this man may need some special help.

I second the motion. An old Shadow is only slightly more desirable than genital warts.

Definitely the owner was on crack to repaint the bike. The “black/green” original paint is one of the best original motorcycle paint colors ever. From a distance, it does look black. Get close and it’s this amazing gold-flecked dark green (stunning out in the sunlight).

Honda made some, not a concept bike.

I cry “foul” on the Ducati MH900e being included because Ducati *did* produce a limited number of them. Therefore, it isn’t a concept bike.

It’s not a concept bike.

It would be but 10 of them were manufacured and most of them actually raced (to great success).

Sbarro? Does it come with bad pizza?

Shouldn’t they explode like matter and anti-matter coming together?

Are you kidding? Shaq rides that all the time!