That’s your only issue with this drawing?

Isn’t this just a development of the late Dan Gurney’s Gator motorcycle?

Think of all the points you get with the Tomahawk when you pull up to your steam punk events.

Dani, the Great Honda Hope, is never going to win a MotoGP Championship. Puig (Alberto?) sold Honda Pedrosa-brand snake oil and fucked-up Nicky Hayden’s career. IMHO.

You are an evil man, Sean.

I just don’t like controversy in my sports because it diminishes the winner’s accomplishment. Rossi made a big error in mind games when he accused Lorenzo and Marquez teaming up against him. Coming from the king of mind games, that was shocking in and of itself. And I think, though rooting for Rossi, that Lorenzo…

I think those are required by NHTSA. You know, in case you’re super skinny and haven’t been fatally perforated all over your body.

I am *dying* to know what other special features it has!

Whatever you do, do NOT get into the truck and close the door. (In other news, I’ve read that the infamous “Iron Maiden” (not the band) is a modern invention never actually used in torture.)

I’m just pissed off at Starbucks that their cups aren’t recyclable. This is undeniable evidence that Starbucks hates the Earth. Do NOT picket in person because your signs won’t be recyclable, either. Also, the red cups indicate a corporate bias against those of us who favor OYGBIV colors. Please wear non-red clothing…

Actually, Malibu, California.

Seriously? This is the War on Christmas, 2015? To-go cup decoration? When one of you can find a 2000 year-old religious reference that “red” is an official color for celebrating the anniversary of the birth of Jesus Christ, as well as images of reindeer and snow flakes, then I will join your picket lines. Please give…

So the mother got “uppity” and the daughter got booted from the team? It is amazing how far our country has come in the “important” parts of race relations. I’m just so proud to be an American.

Well, if that’s his employment plan, it’s too slow and time consuming to be effective for the whole country.

“Step 1: ride motorcycle following armored cars until one drops a bag of money.

Perhaps try following armored cars every morning. Eventually, they’ll drop a bag of cash. So I’ve heard....maybe....it could happen....well, at least it’s an idea, right?

After you go around a track a few times, nothing is blind. The track never moves.

Sean? May I offer you some advice?

Wow! That was the guy’s first solo jump! (Could he have been any calmer once he got on the ground? If I’m ever Spec Ops (never gonna happen) I want this guy with me.)

Do you think that CEOs need to prepare a resume? Or would that be an insult?