Yeah, YOUR head is worth a pile of dough. Mine is only worth a doughnut. Yummm...doughnuts.....

Well, of course. By the time they get there to adjust the tire pressure, you could miss the whole track day. “Sorry, sir, we’re very busy.” And, haha!

Actually, while breaking a femur has to be horrible, these days, it seems like the doctors immediately insert a rod and the person is up and walking in a day or two.

Well, what I took from your story is that she was a horrible person. The removed passenger pegs saved you a lifetime of grief.

Sean, can you delete the above. It’s irrelevant to the thread.

NEVER put your head down in a crash.

What’s “muddy?”

No Colin Edwards, no Ben Spies, no super happy funny time.

Don’t you dare get all philosophical on us!

With product endorsements, I’m not worried about any driver. Plus, for the pay-to-drive guys, I wouldn’t be surprised if they get some payment from that money they bring to the team. Just surmising.

So what? That’s almost exactly the same as the pad in my reptillian 14 year-old mind, but with not enough hot women, not enough motorcycles, and not enough supercars and without the owie on Jorge’s elbow. But the view? I’ve just added that.

You are aware that foreign countries all have laws different than in the USA?

Yes, that’s what happens. Look at Alonso and Button—World Champions and they can barely get in the points because they are driving relatively crappy cars. Crappy cars do not beat the best cars no matter what.

That’s exactly what Webber went through with Vettel. Same car, and it just showed that Vettel was the better driver for four years in a row. And like Mercedes for the last two years, it showed that the Red Bull cars were the best on track.

No, reality is that Hamilton out raced (and out qualified) Rosberg for the entire season. There are no “but fors” in motor racing. If Hamilton hadn’t passed Rosberg, he still only needed a few points in the last few races. Maldonado knocks you off track? That’s racing. Your transmission goes “grind-grind-grind” and…

Thank goodness it’s just a photo of a Hot Wheels toy.

Florida tags. Further explanation unnecessary.

Well, I’m a sportbike rider with 10 years of roadracing under my leathers and I wrote for a cruiser magazine for a couple of years. Nobody outside of the office knew my motorcycle preferences. But I’m a writer and a rider. Somebody said further up this chain: motorcycles are fun, cruisers are motorcycles, ergo riding…

Seriously? It’s at www.MercedesBenz.com/porn. Unfortunately, it’s in German so there is no way to rate the narrative.

People in the future will be able to multi-task as many as 20 different things at a time.