Relax. It’s an M-Uber. The “driver” is just a little late.

Yeah. It would be nice if we kept up emotionally and intellectually with the increases in technology. It’s sad that President Obama’s election showed how much racism is in our country and not how little. Even the lack of understanding here is kind of shocking.

I just blame white people. The ignorant ones, not all of them.

Not even Florida or Texas. Is it spreading nationally?

You should have done it. I support you 100%. What? Are ya’ chicken? (I still love you.)

1) These are all Pres. Obama’s fault.

Actually, I think that after Rossi’s “head checks,” Marquez leaned in unnecessarily and Rossi quickly pushed out with his left knee and “down went Marquez! Down went Marquez!”

If a passenger jet can roll over in flight, then a tank can flip. Physics.

Marketing bingo? These people are professionals.

Yeah, I’m so outraged that I’m going back to eating “Freedom Fries.” And slapping yakuza? That’s dumb even for a Cappuchin monkey. Which the driver mistakenly took for a monkey that could make cappuccinos. Hey, Frenchies! Keep your Peugeots! We’ve still got Buicks and Chryslers!

No, I was there. They just killed the losers with spears.

You pussies! All you need is black duct tape. I’m embarassed to be reading this website every single day.

When Bell resurrected the “Star” name in 2008 (?), I was there to test my own sample, riding Ducati Hypermotards on wet Santa Cruz roads. The fit was almost as bad as a then-current GMax (that is not a complimentary comparison). In fairness, I wore it one other time and it was still lousy. Every other helmet (about 25…

In Los Angeles County, not having a luxury car makes you a hobo.

“Hi, Officer! What? In back? Oh, that’s just all of my contractor’s tools. Alright, you have a good evening, too.” <Wow, that was close.>

Pistols at dawn! Vintage dueling guns, one shot each, 20 paces each (theoretically, they should both miss, and then shake hands as gentlemen).

Attention all manufacturers of stuff that sprays out of a can (Cheez Wiz? Sure.): do this.

P.S. I’m actually a big fan of Lewis and I hope he wins the championship again this year. But last week’s Austrailan MotoGP race? That was EPIC. Unless you were that seagull. That had to hurt.

Well, whatever it’s called, is the piece of curb part of the deal?

WATCH THE VIDEO. Everything you need to know is in it. And don’t be such an asshole.