Trolls don’t sell bridges, they just live under them.

So the fact that the car driver was driving in control until that exact moment that the motorcycle started to pass that it was all just an unintentional coincidence? No, many of you may not believe it but MANY drivers do shit like this to motorcycle riders. In California, where lane-sharing is LEGAL, most drivers are…

I saw a motorcyclist riding on the left side of double yellow lines (“no passing”) trying to pass a car that then swerved WAY over to the left for no valid reason and struck the motorcyclist and his passenger (“assault with a deadly weapon,” “causing greivious bodily harm to another person” (two counts), and “making…

Fred also invented the button that turns on and off the light in all refrigerators.

“Man, you don’t know me! There’s a lot of pressure in F1. Sometimes I get down and my millions of pounds just aren’t enough to cheer me up. And Kimi Raikonnen is scary! And Massa still hates me over the championship! You think Ricciardo is always fun? He tried to stuff me in a locker at Monza! I’m just trying to have…

See: you just went from “cool” to “douchebag.”

I think what happened is laughable. A women with a baby not having the baby be allowed into a women’s issues conference? Ha-ha (sadly). There’s no place that the author should have received greater acceptance for having a baby with her.

The “Four Hundred Four” is not the same as the “Four Hundred Four Supersport.” You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig.

Uh, getting it’s ass kicked by other bikes has nothing to do with this bike’s price or desirability. I rode one for a week while my bike was being worked on. It’s comfortable, fun, handles great, and a lot more relaxed than any cruiser or sport bike.

Just one correction: for someone to win the million dollar prize, they have to win all three rounds at the event. There’s also a prize for getting all three holeshots.

No, no, no. One must always drive/ride at the speed of a falling meteor in order to prevent even the slightest glance at the surrounding countryside. If your passenger (if any) screams in terror, replace said passenger at your earliest convenience with one who screams “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” and shouts “FASTER!” Such…

What is this “pulled over” that you speak of?

Uh, we stay on our side of the road. Problem solved.

If you can see the Central Valley from there, then you weren’t paying attention to the road.

Yeah, it IS in California but that’s not it and fellow drivers/riders, please don’t throw out guesses that will ruin the actual greatest roads in California. 33 is good and at the end is a superspeedway to the next road (do NOT run into any farmers) but, nope, not the fastest and not the windy-est.

Speaking from decades of Shoei experience, the X11s (that would be two) definitely flow more air than the RF1000 (yes, I know they are the previous generation of Shoeis). And aerodynamics are a little better (no, you don’t need to be in a race tuck to get the benefit). You want to buy cheap helmets, go ahead. But…

Especially since it is a car....

Have we determined whether this is by The Onion or that it is legitimate?