Men on the internet constantly derail whole conversations to talk about how men aren’t getting the attention and specific care they need.

And if men are so invested in strength why did they create a society around keyboards anyway?

That’s what they’re really afraid of, deep down; that we don’t care about their penises. That we not only won’t worship it or attack it, but that it isn’t part of our daily considerations at all. And since they’ve invested every last atom of their self respect and identity into said penises, that will NEVER DO.

“Well, REAL men aren’t healthy OR happy!”

Dissent from gender ideology (not just the transgender stuff, but the establishment’s view of what men and women are)

“Why should a man who works in a cubicle and types on a keyboard all day be strong?”

“Being that kind of boy in school has been tough for him”

And anyone who uses the term “gelding” is a WASPy fucking piece of shit.

And yet “gelding” does not mean “getting their dicks cut off”.

I think there are two different tracks where masculinity scripts aren’t working well. First, there’s stuff that is terrible for all men, e.g., “Don’t go to the doctor when there’s obviously something fucking wrong.” My wife and I were talking this morning about a husband of a friend who ignored serious pain for like…

“Real men go through life suffering from problems that would be eased or avoided entirely if they simply sought out treatment!!! Only liberal snowflakes try to improve their quality of life!!” -these assholes

And, well, all of those adjectives can be used to describe a good person, regardless of gender. 

I’ve actually spent a lot of time thinking about how toxic masculinity develops, as I’m expecting my first son any day now.  The last thing I want is to be on my death bed thinking I spawned some shithead like Donald. 

A bunch of conservative sites and writers think nothing should change?

“social justice warrior jargon throughout”

The good news is they can immediately release a secondary report, the full text of which will be: “See?”

Crossover to The Bachelor.

This whole report is literally aimed at helping men (and boys) be happy and healthy. And because they are so fucking insecure, these idiots have decided it’s a war on men! Christ. 

Yeah, I already saw this movie.