I’m saying this with nothing but love for the Destiny series:

I think it says more about you that you consider 5 short sentences to be “insufferably long” than it does about Tim Rogers.

“I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”

I just got Monster Hunter World and kind of stopped playing D2 months ago. I think D2's biggest shortcoming is just how little there is to do and so much to grind in the end game.

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

I imagine that the people in charge of manufacturing at Tesla all are treating it like a big RTS game where they constantly keep running into overhead caps.

“Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Great War. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.” — not Demolition Man.

Byeblee, my man, call yourself Neo, because you dodged a bullet there. Only now are you checking what caliber bullet was shot at you.

You could always make your own from 2 separate plushies.
Y’know, for authenticity’s sake.

Alternatively, you could just not buy the games while respecting the intellectual property rights of games generally. A game not being worth the price is common. Piracy in response to that is not an ethical choice because you get something (the experience of playing the game) for nothing, and without the makers’…

In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie / We bear our banners aloft, boots like butts / Our butts quick, our countenance dire. / For who in this dark, dream-haunted butthole dares / Resist the righteous flames of butts / And fart themselves to despair and death?

If it was a grieving goat widow, wouldn’t the veil have to be... blaaaaahhhhh-ck?

(I’ll show myself out)

Assume a spherical and homogeneous twitch streamer.

You sure it’s not a Lincoln?

Oh, you want us to insure your homemade submarine? Yeah, no problem, that’ll just cost you GTFO

Username checks out.

Tap water? I hear that stuff contains dihydrogen-monoxide! Did you know that 100% of puppies that are exposed to DHMO will eventually die?!

Your statement scratches the surface of a deeper issue with the Bolt. It’s a $36K vehicle styled like a $14K budget compact. Even someone with an average income wouldn’t want to be opening their garage and seeing that thing. The styling alone makes you feel like you failed at life. A wealthy person wouldn’t be…

He is automatically attracted to advanced spacecraft— just starts touching them, it’s like a magnet. Just touching. Doesn’t even wait. Grabs it by the Forward Bay Cover.