Guys a pussy.

What’s the purpose, to give your opponent time to get under it?

Was she black?

Time to let PR go. They’re a pain in the ass and cost to much for nothing.

I like ping pong.

I am seriously not shocked Jezebel/gawker would find a way to make the olympics about them.

I noticed neither of these stories showed up o Jezebel...whose motto is “no sexual assault left behind”.

More like Ryder won’t apologize for her vaginability.

Did you marry an Aussie to make sure you didn’t marry someone smarter than you?

You think donating to lube boy is a good cause?

Ya, he is.

Very multicultural? It’s 92% white, 7% Asian and 1% “multicultural”.

I’m thinking it’s for all that Tongan endorsement money.

He was born in Australia...doesn’t that make him Australian?

Lucille Ball, red hair, blue eyes...gorgeous.

Please, gawker bloggers are by union contract required to scan all their source material.

I read he received many participation trophys.

Who is Lucille Ball?

Who said people IN Tonga, I said the People Of Tonga. There are about 300,000 Tongans in the world, two thirds live in other countries. That donation breaks down to 2 cents for every Tongan and that’s not even considering the some or much of the donations came from non Tongans.

No, it was 6300. I think he spent it all on lube.