Guys a pussy.

What’s the purpose, to give your opponent time to get under it?

Was she black?

Time to let PR go. They’re a pain in the ass and cost to much for nothing.

Grant money. Do you expect them to live off their university salaries?

Where's your DeLorean?

I like ping pong.

Weird, you never see this happen at Bat mitzvahs.

Weird. A burrowing mammal mummy found in the same deposits as burrowing Homo sapiens.

I am seriously not shocked Jezebel/gawker would find a way to make the olympics about them.

Better get Chief Brody on this...

I noticed neither of these stories showed up o Jezebel...whose motto is “no sexual assault left behind”.

How does telling the truth about China and India make white people feel guilty?

More like Ryder won’t apologize for her vaginability.

Did you marry an Aussie to make sure you didn’t marry someone smarter than you?

You think donating to lube boy is a good cause?

Ya, he is.

Very multicultural? It’s 92% white, 7% Asian and 1% “multicultural”.

I'm beginning to like nick.

I’m thinking it’s for all that Tongan endorsement money.