From above the law to below the wheels of the train.
A commenter on the last post requested that this is the photo we use for him from now on. A damn good idea.
Asshole be stupid. Good for the judge. He should have paid attention to the terms of bail, which everyone knows anyway. You can’t leave. Period.
BUT HE’S WHITE! THE CONSTITUTION SAYS PRISON IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT FOR PEOPLE LIKE HIM!
Labrie’s and his mother were crying as he was led away in handcuffs.
Boo-fucking-hoo.
#boofuckinghoo
I hear ya, Mia ... I just want to be able to walk into Wawa and put money in the joint machine.
Wiz and Mia would make a cute couple.
Are y’all following the Lisa Frank account on Facebook, ‘cause you should. It posts daily assaults on the eyes with kitschy phrases like, “You can’t make everyone happy, you are not pizza!” It’s mind boggling and I look forward to it daily.
Yup! It’s linked in my article — “Rainbow Gulag,” etc. And agreed — it’s such an amazing read.
In case you missed it the first time, Tracie’s piece on the rise and fall of Lisa Frank was one of the most interesting things I’ve ever read on Jezebel. It’s long but totally worth it.
It DOESNT mean DEATH in the way you’re thinking! The Lisa Frank death card just means a physical unicorn will come into our plane. Then, in a sparkly wave of light the unicorn will come into your home, and then, you know, ram it’s horn into every orifice you have until you WISH for the sweet release of death. It…
Scott Disick taking a girl to Joe Francis’ house is more rape-y than a windowless white van with Stone Temple Pilots’ “Sex Type Thing” blasting on the stereo, driven by a guy wearing a ski mask.
“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”
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6. I was once bitten by an octopus at the beach and got terribly ill. (Yes, apparently octopuses can be poisonous.)
I hate Ted Cruz and I am pretty sure his daughters do too. Like, on a psychotic, let’s poison him with ricin level.