To clarify, I’m not giving advice, I’m reporting peoples’ opinions and my own experience.

I plan to use cannabis every day when I have kids, because I use it every day already, because that’s how I manage my generalized anxiety and insomnia and get stuff done. I guess the moral math gets more complicated when you don’t have a chronic condition to use it for, or if you have addiction issues. But the only…

Because the effects of marijuana do not even come close to the effects of alcohol, cocaine, meth, ecstasy, or any hard drugs. Idiot.

These people who think being stoned makes people whacked out nut jobs are so funny.

God I hope your kid’s name is Mabel. 😉

Having been raised by two alcoholics, I can tell you right now I would have much preferred stoned parents than angry, sloppy, rageful, incoherent drunk parents.

You know what else weed makes better? Everything.

Loving stoners are the best parents, like my mom and dad who were obviously so in love with each other and relaxed all the time.

Yeah, me too. It’s a pretty great aphrodisiac as well.

Don’t watch the Brave Little Toaster, tho. Holy Fucking Shit.

I’m so glad I’m not the only mom. I’m the woooorst at playing pretend. I have no idea how to play with my kid. We do so much together, but I cannot play. We cook, shop, do projects with glitter and shit, have serious conversations about stuff, do physical activities, but no playing. My husband is really good at it,…

That’s not how weed works

I’ve been a nanny for 4 years - I can’t do make believe. I was never that kid, either: I liked playing by myself, making mud pies, painting, and making up songs. I never understood immersive fantasy play. The kids are disappointed, but usually find other children at the park to play with. They make believe while I’m…

Young kids will hurt your brain. Literally, my brain would just shut down from the boredom. An adult is not made for or meant to do some things, I’m sorry! But, we do it anyway, and safe “supports” help, yes. And if anyone judges you, just remember THEY SERVE WINE AT FUCKING PLAYGROUPS NOW and the hubbies aren’t even…

Honestly, smoking weed is how I got through 90% of my kid’s childhood.

What a fabulous piece. It took me a long time to realize why my dad was so into helping with school projects. Dude would get high af and just zone out on it.

Thanks for writing this. This will give me something to share with my wife who is super judgy about my pre-park vape sessions. It really does allow you to ‘get on the level’ with your little ones.

weed makes you a better parent. you heard it here first people.

You can't become addicted to marijuana. Not chemically, the way you can with alcohol.