If Trump takes off his “human suit” to reveal an Alien Lizard Person on Super Tuesday in November, it probably wouldn’t even register as that much of a surprise at this point.

Bill Murray wishes he was Bea Arthur.

This is such a 90's teen quote, I fucking love it!

My favorite quote summing up the insanity of current events is “I’m starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts.”

The fact that he wanted the case number engraved on the frame just adds that little soupcon of horror to the otherwise unmitigated disgust I feel.

The cop told the friend about the knife and said he was getting it framed to put on his wall.

That bronco chase made me super late getting home and I was grounded. Even though my mom watched the chase and cell phones weren’t a thing.

YOU GUYS SOMEONE FIND AN APPROPRIATE GIF FOR ME PLEASE. I AM FEELING SHOCK, CONFUSION, OUTRAGE....AND AM SORT OF ILLITERATE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING GIFS HERE ALSO I CAN’T STOP YELLING IN ALL CAPS SORRY BOUT IT

I thank you for solving my dinner situation.

I love good cheese, but nothing better in a grilled cheese or on a hamburger than good ol American singles. Perfect melty quality

Don’t you dare waste a good high on this crap. Blasphemy!

Yes. THAT was a great headline. I laughed.

no, its a choker, but maybe according to Kanye he will wear it on his head

You have, with that, single-handedly managed to eliminate the stubborn craving for cheese that I normally get every time I read about cheese.

Ditch this nonsense. Trader Joe’s string cheese is $2.99 and free of marketing to children. It tastes better too.

Girl cheese sounds pretty good to me.

Reduced fat cheese is the devil. Some things should never be reduced fat.

The only good thing about X Files reboot is Gillian Anderson, the fucking goddess we are not worthy of. I would watch her watch paint dry for 3 hours. (If you haven’t watched Hannibal & The Fall, I suggest it highly)

Somehow with the X-Files reboot, they managed to remove *any* *trace* of the original magic? Like, they took all the lightning out of the bottle, and then ran it through the dishwasher a couple of times to make sure it was entirely lightning-free.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?