teamfullfatbacon
TeamFullFatBacon
teamfullfatbacon

The first poop after labor is worse than actually birthing the child.

Me too. My midwives induced me with castor oil, which was hell on earth but worked. So I was empty by the time I actually had my kiddo. Thank god for small blessings.

I thought the same thing!

Sweet Jesus, it's not natural for someone to have that many goddamn teeth.

This state makes me crazy. I’m the weird, liberal, hippie in town and I’m like a fish out of water.

OMFG YES. And the amount of who blew up over UT’s email about respecting everyone at the holiday part and keeping religion out of it. Heaven forbid people have to keep religion out of something here 😡

I’ve never understood James Franco’s appeal. There, I said it.

I haven't! I'm going to have to look them up. We love to camp, it's one of the few things we really enjoy about being here lol.

Omg that is amazing! We’ve never stayed in one of the cabins but I want to for our anniversary this year. We went there for our honeymoon and there’s just a ton of stuff to do there.

Have you ever been to Gatlinburg before? It's so hokey but so much fun. We're not super far from there and it's one of my favorite places to go, it's comforting.

I agree. I'm in northeast TN and I want to pull my hair out on a daily basis with the dumbfucks who think this kind of thing is a great idea.

We parade it around on the front porch and give it a drink.

Interesting. I knew there had to be more to this story.

Margot Robbie looks like Jaime Pressly in that photo.

I understand that completely. My local Walgreens was so incredibly nasty to me when I tried to buy Sudafed a few years ago that I haven’t been back. I know people use it to make meth, but good lord.

I got stoned one night a few weeks ago and watched it, and it just ruined it for me. I'm hypercritical of it now, it's like an awful soap opera.

I rolled my eyes so hard. I will be so angry because it’s really stupid and I thought once Beth was killed off that that meant no more of her singing.

Boofuckinghoo.