I do too and you’re exactly right.

There have been some excellent short scary stories on Reddit about that fungus so I'm going to go with Reddit and avoid them, she can have my share.

I’m in a group on Facebook and everyone raves about chaga tea and I’m just like, “Ya’ll are lying assholes”.

It will never not be funny.

I think I love you. Our Great Dane is named after him 😂.

I’d consider shanking someone for mac and cheese from WaWa. It's amazing.

You forgot the “apex of my thighs”. Barf barf barf.

She's like the human embodiment of the color beige. She's just so blah and boring.

Thank you for posting this. My kid is 5 and didn’t make it into preschool last year and everyone has been up my ass about it and insisting he’ll be behind when he starts kindergarten this year 😡.

I like to imagine him quoting Deadpool-isms around the house constantly and annoying her.

I don’t care for most of her music, but I love the hell out of Timber. It also makes me super sad that she's going through this shit right now, it's just not fair.

Alton Brown responded to me once and it made my week.

Alton Brown replied to me on Twitter and I fangirled so hard over it.

A HS friend’s mom wouldn't let her hang out with me because she said I was wild. I saw her a few years ago and told her maybe if she had let her daughter hang out with me, she wouldn't have married a dude with a huge swastika tattoo that covers his entire chest.

Hooray for Birkenstocks!

I dropped my Kindle and the edge hit me right under my eye and gave me a black eye.

Coconut oil doesn't last for me either. Sometimes shea butter works pretty good for lips too. I hope you find something that works and gives you some relief!

That is awesome!! I hope our co-op gets the sticks in eventually.

Can you use anything like straight coconut oil?

I bought one of the newish Burt’s Bees sticks and I think it was the extra moisturizing one, but it tore my lips all to pieces 😞.