teamfullfatbacon
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teamfullfatbacon

He is my hero and spirit animal.

That is hilarious!

I’m just going to leave this here because Grunkle Stan is right.

Pinterest: come for the crafts and recipes, stay for the self loathing and inadequacy.

Our asshole neighbor told my husband that I was rude and not ladylike and my husband just laughed at him and walked off.

My kiddo is 4 and has picked up on my road rage. One day he yelled, “Stay in your lane, asshole!” and, “Lady, I’ll drop you!”

4 has been godawful here. I have cursed anyone who told us that 2 and 3 were the worst, because they all fucking lied to me.

I would buy one of those.

We came across a Xaiden today 😕.

I agree. I'm 31 now and my hair is turning gray. Once it's all gray, I'm chopping it into a Carol pixie.

Morgan letting them go frustrated me. Have we learned nothing?! You let the bad guys go and they will come back and kill someone you love.

Coconut oil ftw.

Crazy people like the ones in the post above make me want to set up shop in Sweater Town forever.

We are kindred spirits! I have this saved too LOLOLOL.

The American Eagle I worked for in high school utilized this nonsense and it was terrible. That, coupled with other BS, made AE one of the absolute worst jobs I have ever had and I say that as a woman who has spent most of her adult life working in various factories.

I've been looking for the Magic Nude and can't find it :(. Has it been discontinued?

A local propane company has 2 or 3 pink trucks for breast cancer awareness here and it makes me shake my head.

I am so glad to hear that you escaped and that you had a village ready and willing to help you back onto your feet.