teamfullfatbacon
TeamFullFatBacon
teamfullfatbacon

It is here in East TN, but 99% of the time it looks like they primed it and then gave up.

Our godawful neighbors in military housing brought bedbugs with them when they moved in and it trauamtized me. That was in 2009 and I still have anxiety and panic attacks if I see something that even remotely resembles a bedbug.

Those swingsets were death traps! I don't know how I didn't get killed on mine.

I walked through a spider web once but didn’t think much about it. Until I was driving to school and one of those huge-ass banana spiders fell out of my hair into my lap. I almost crashed my car.

The rain here has fucked up my plans of having hard cider in front of the fire pit this weekend.

I used to like it as a kid, until I had to help my grandma and great aunt make it. I have touched it in 20+ years.

My dad lost half of his middle finger and believe it or not, it's not super noticable.

I live in a smallish town in East Tennessee and I have seen some crazy ass fights at the Waffle House around 2 AM. Shit gets insane real quick.

WaWa is amazing. Best mac and cheese ever.

We had a wiener dog that would chew through his collars and we had to resort to putting a spiked leather collar on him. His fool ass actually chewed it off and ate the spikes.

I miss the days when AE made jeans with no stretch :(. The artist and boyfriend were my favorites and now they don't fit me worth a damn.

You are exactly right.

My mom was like this. She started drinking when I was 19 and would pull the same exact shit constantly. It's so insanely hard dealing with someone close to you who does things like that.

My face hurts looking at those.

We have a Mennonite ran store nearby and it’s one of my favorite places on earth.

I have waffled back and forth about trying the Younique mascara but can't bring myself to spend the money on it.

I'd forgotten all about Jane makeup! I loved it.

We have 2 large pickup trucks and my husband would have a coronary if I ever put those things on either vehicle.

I am eternally grateful that my husband and kid know what a dirty hippie I am and wouldn’t come home with something this awful.

I like the second one a lot, but I'm also a painter on the side so no wonder I like it lol.