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I sent my best friend the clip and she called me an asshole for making her cry at work.

We had a sheltie who turned super aggressive almost overnight and bit our son twice. We found a local sheltie rescue to take him and he has a new forever home and is happy as a clam.

That really bothered me too.

*shudders* I remember that all too well.

I'm like a goddamn detective and paranoid because of our experience. It was such an awful thing to go through. The entire time we battled them, they never once bit my husband, just me. I threatened the neighbor who brought them over with bodily harm and I think if we hadn't moved, I'd have cut his head off and stuck

I'm so sorry that you had such an awful reaction like that. I had a similar but not as severe reaction under my arm and it was terrifying.

I do too! Even a small mosquito bite swells up and itches more than it ever would have before.

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless that site and everyone on it. I’d have lost what little bit of my mind I had left if not for them.

I still flip out any time I see a random bite and don't know how I got it. Full blown panic.

Our experience was almost identical to yours. Our neighbors in military housing let people move in with them and the new folks brought bedbugs with them, which ended up invading our home. We ended up throwing everything away we owned except for clothing, books, the TV, computer, washer & dryer, and kitchen gear. It

Finally, someone else who understands why these are superior!

It's a fucking travesty, that's what it is. #TeamFullFatBacon

I always picked out the extra toasty Cheezits with more brown patches to eat first. They are the best!

I agree. We are a rare breed.

When I was pregnant, I had an epic meltdown at Dairy Queen because my particular store didn't sell chicken tenders. I started crying in the drive through and asked them exactly what kind of fucking fast food establishment they were since they didn't sell chicken tenders, and that it was an absolute travesty.

I'd pay good money to see Tyra and crew dissect this picture.

Pure evil never dies.

Every time an awful story comes out like this, I'm reminded of how I didn't miss out on a damn thing by not going straight to college and interacting with this kind of asshole.

Here in NE TN, it's all about the tone and inflection used when saying "bless your heart".

Every time I see this picture, I think of my folks telling me as a kid to quit making faces or my face might freeze like that.