This ain’t Gizmodo, bro.
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Grind clit
Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?
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Thank you SOOOOOO much, like others are agreeing, I’ve been saying this whole time I WANT a manipulative bitch who can fucking get shit done. I’ve said this on The Slot before, but this is the Hil I want:
No. It’s too early. Mom has woken him up for his Totino pizza rolls breakfast yet.
“His relationship with Mariah ended because she is a diva, she has an entourage around her, and she’s filming a TV show, which is a crazy world James doesn’t want to be involved with.”
The $50 million inconvenice fee! Yassssss QUEEN!
Ha! It would be all ‘wrong’ ‘wrong’ ‘that’s wrong’
Shut up, you’re clearly dead inside! Emily in JEANS and a TSHIRT? Literally, I’m in tears.
I work on a purchase/billing service that is cross-platform and deals in billions of dollars of revenue each year. My particular area of expertise is UI/UX, which is usually considered too artsy and feminized for “real” programmers. As such, I’m the only person in an entire organization with my skillset and…
I’m beyond excited and legit teared up while watching the preview.
I like how Obama gets to be the better joker. Donald trump gets the fat, cheesy joker and Obama gets to be the Heath Ledger joker that gives me confusing feelings in my pants parts.
It looks oddly like he wanted to choke the chicken but somehow missed.
It’s phrases like “cake-rage” that keep me coming back.
Gotta be careful then, especially towards the end. If you’re monitoring and you hear silence for more than two seconds between heartbeats then that baby has to come out before it burns.
he needs to get involved with more adult movies.
Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.
I wouldn’t have to rip them if they weren’t so expensive on iTunes.