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I’m a huge Darrell Hammond fan (he even used to work impressions of both Clinton and Trump into his live acts—and his voice alone nails it, I would be in tears) so I was ready to completely hate Baldwin...

It was better. They still go a little too long, and end up killing the funny, but it has gotten better.

A+++++ gif usage

#notallclowns

The part where she boasts about grabbing guys by the taint is going to be problematic.

Everything you just described is objectively funny.

America is a nation of pants shitters. Over two centuries of uninterrupted skid marks.

Remember this when something you enjoy as a form of individual or artistic expression is censored or persecuted because it bothers people’s sensibilities.

Leading causes of death in the U.S. (CDC, 2015):

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

  • Generally dark-complexioned, 1964-present

I just can’t grasp the “3rd Party” vote. News Fucking Flash!!!! We have to make some tough fucking decisions sometimes people! Shit we normally wouldn’t like to do but circumstances dictate that we have to make choices for the collective!

Kinda weird that the upcoming guest on that View episode was Hillary Clinton. *twilight zone music begins*

It actually was bang-on funny and accurate- the hair, the blow-hard voice, the facial expressions. She’s a greater comic than many give her credit for.

Can we start a petition to get Bill to stay home for debate #2 so Rosie can have his seat? I’d just love for poor Donald to have to keep looking at her in the first row every time he opens his mouth. If you thought he was unhinged last night, just wait...

I think it’s because she can fit into a size 48 men’s blazer and he can’t.

I’m rather proud of the fact that even the fundamentalist, anti-gay, anti-welfare welfare collectors in my bloodline are going “Shit, this guy? Seriously? This was the best we could come up with?

50%+ of my family are Republican. When I posted on Facebook that I question the judgment of anyone who actually believes Trump is qualified to be President, the only person who argued with me was the ex-brother-in-law who regularly posts memes that were debunked by Snopes two years previously.

I thought you said Tara Reid was SHARTING AN EGG SANDWICH and that is a perfectly legit reason to miss a flight IMO.