Billy Joel said it best (yeah, my caucasity is showing, but he was right): Only the good die young.
You say that like this regime doesn’t ignore laws they don’t agree with or like.
With all due respect to the signholder, Trump lacks the depth and the charm.
Who wouldn’t want Elon Musk at their sex party? He’s hot. And if he is secretly a robot he’s a better design then Mike Pence and his weird lego hair.
Breaking news in London - Donald Trump’s planned visit to London next month to open the new US embassy in Washington is OFF.
My dog is always smiling and hence makes me smile too. Whether I want to or not! I love her so much!!
Come to Florida. Live here for a decade or two. You’ll be ready to emigrate to Antarctica.
He’s basically the living embodiment of Eric Cartman.
She looks like Princess Peach fell in a dumpster.
And, all too soon, the older generation will be passing those duchies to the left hand side.
Royals everywhere. Royals on the sofas, royals under the tree, royals in the walls.
It started off with Indian Brown, but then he applied a whitewash.
Also today, Sarah Huckabee Sanders said - in response to questions about Trump’s health, prompted by his slurred speech - that Trump will have a full physical at Walter Reed Medical Center in January. The results of presidential annual physicals have always been made public.
Well she’s a native American woman so it’s even less than $.80 :(
Awwwww! That seems so 1950s!
Technically it’s a Woman Dollar, so it’s only worth $0.80 in man money.
I googled ‘Trump in Nature’ to see and all I got were a bunch of pictures of him golfing and the search engine helpfully suggesting that I may have meant ‘Trump immature.’
Also Lin-Manuel Miranda and his wife Vanessa are having their second baby! http://edition.cnn.com/2017/12/04/entertainment/lin-manuel-vanessa-nadal-pregnant/index.html
If Donald falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, is it OK if I push a tree on top of him?