Because they were there. And they are delicious, so thank you. My first cookies in over 2 years. I might be emotionally eating...don’t tell anyone.

*raises hand sadly* Nope - got ditched right before a party by my “best friends” Currently eating your cookies while watching NCIS marathon and trying to keep my dog from losing her tiny mind at the early fireworks noises. And at the neighbors practicing their trumpet really badly in the backyard.

I’m far from rich, but I’m a white girl that does yoga. You know why? It makes me stronger and healthier, makes me try to a better person in the world everyday, and it helps me to manage my crippling depression and anxiety. I also happen to respect and love the more spiritual aspects of yoga because it appeals to my…

Wearing your judgey pants tonight? Just because you don't agree with how he lives his life? Come on - there's a million better hills to fight on than this one.

It's really quite fun & well done. I was really enjoying it until I caught an article on The Daily Fail. Which reported that there were people tweeting about how racist The Wiz is bc the cast is all black. We just can't ever have nice things without some dumbass ruining it.

God I’m so tired of apologizing for all the horrible people that do such awful shit in my state. I’m a native, born & bred, and I used to be able to say that we’re not all like that. That only a small minority of truly awful people in the Central and Northern part of the state were racists dimwits. No longer. They’re…

Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs.

Mine are currently being psychotic and trying to kill every lizard that’s hanging around the patio (there must be some sort of lizard convention on my porch tonite). I’ve already rescued 3 of the little bastards, mostly because I live in fear of waking up adorned with lizard innards. But normally my kids are cutie…

Oh yes please!

Toilet lid hat FTW!

I got to feeling very creative one night (there was rum taken - don’t judge) and made this to wear to a Derby party.

Not a dick move per se, but in the same ballpark (and the puns keep right on coming!) Many moons ago when I was a younger tealeaf, my family attended the street festival of the town we lived in at the time. Small town, big party, trot out “celebs” to make us feel like we lived in an important hub of the world, etc.…

Oh please please please let’s make this hashtag happen!! #brilliant #goldstarsforyou

Oof. I misread the headline - thought it said Monkeys. I was really wanting a monkey snowball fight video 😞. Less wine and more sleep for me (or vice versa - not sure which).

Corky we love you and we want you to LIVE!!!

Nah - needs more elderly people, bad driving, and complaints about the heat. Once you add those into the recipe, you get the Florida jackpot. God I'm simultaneously entertained and enrages by my state on a daily basis.

Oooooh! I completely forgot about Wife Swap! Yeah, I'm not a fan of Kate and her minions - I just throw things at the TV whenever she rolls her eyes. Or sighs. Or speaks. Or just breathes frankly. Maybe I should get a better hobby?

Perhaps Indy should start with searching for people who spell properly? Or is that too high-falutin'?