It's only a thanksgivikkuh miracle if her great-grandparents aren't rolling in their graves at her tattoo. What a shonda!

So what, it's a nipple!

You should look up confirmation bias sometime. I bet it'd be good reading.

Got your menses during the holidays? Let ur man put you in a tent outside with all the other women from the neighborhood.

Every time it snows while I'm at work, my almost exclusively male coworkers ask me if my husband will come and get me. It's obvs safer for him to drive to me and back than for me just to drive my own ass home.

Ladies, that stove is hot - let ur man do the cooking!

Getting into less accidents is better. Women are better drivers than you. You in particular are worse at driving than the average women. The average women.

Trick question. You shouldn't be leaving the house without a chaperone in the first place.

So why don't they just put a higher dosage of the active ingredient into the pill for larger people? Hey, maybe even have 3 or 4 different dosages and you buy the one appropriate for your weight. How hard is that, really?

I need to be held right now...

Everyone thinks you're mad at them. Everyone.

Apparently we need a new word for punctuation periods. I suggest "enddots."

Anybody else see the headline and thought we were talking menstruation, or just me?

More of this, please, Miley, kthx.

We mock the clothes but not the bodies.

You should leave when it's time to destroy Jotunheim.

Thank you!

Watch out. The selective-breeding hate brigade will likely be on soon to chastise you.

He kilt feety men?