Okay, only sort of related:

I bought my husband a bunch of Swiss Army-type pocket knives and tools and then wrapped them all up separately for his stocking, so he kept pulling knives out of his stocking yesterday morning.

But America isn't the world. "Asian" means that in America but not necessarily in the rest of the world. Certainly not in Asia.

That is not the case.

Where do you live? Because I think in the UK, "Asian" covers anyone from South Asia, i.e., India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, etc. "Oriental" is the term used for Southeast Asians, or it was last I checked (5 years ago?).

I had a huge discussion with someone from South America who was really angry at people from the United States for co-opting the term "American." According to him, he is American (along with all other South Americans), Mexicans are American, and Canadians are American.

Not everyone thinks "Jesus" when you say "god-like." If that's what you meant, maybe you should have taken the time to write the word "Jesus."

You're being a cheertator, Torrance!

That was my main takeaway, as well, Doctor. ;)

I'm going to give you the 999 thing, because come on, but as soon as you remember to pronounce the R, I'll remember to spell it "arse." ;)

I'm American, and I know it's 999. Because I've seen the television.

THANK YOU!

No, I am absolutely feminist. This site is not.

This is exactly my question. I went to an all-girls Catholic school, and they let us know that if you did ANYTHING, you could become pregnant, because of his MANFLUIDS.

No, I think that's completely legitimate. I mean, if you've come to terms with what happened, I don't want to take that away from you, but virginity isn't like a switch that's flipped. You don't have it one day and lose it the next. I don't think what happened to you at 18 constitutes a loss of virginity.

Because: 1) You cray. What are you even talking about. That's maybe the most reductionist view of a reasonable discussion of sex work ever. 2) Not everyone who writes for Jezebel is the same person, nor are the commenters. 3) Jezebel is not a feminist site.

Skin79 BB Cream is often counterfeited. It's a great product if you can find the real thing, but I don't want to rub who-knows-what all over my face if I get a fake.

I was 27, asked my doc, and she said NOPE. No vaccine for me.

"More" boys =/= "only" boys.

I really don't get what the tragedy this woman suffered has to do with Macklemore, but if it makes you smile...