teaksnark71
TeaSnark71
teaksnark71

Now officially shipping the two dudes depicted in the Kentucky state flag. They way they’re touching one another, they’re practically fucking already.

I know very little about the company, but what I do know leaves me only surprised that this person was fired.

The model was furious!

So?

“Just run the presses — print money,”

0% earth-evolved genetic structure.

That time he tried to breathe out of water:

Even Shrek wouldn’t want them as neighbors. Don’t do that to Shrek and Donkey.

How can Democrats and John Tester fulfill their job in the US Senate if they refuse to meet with the nominee?

I literally drowned in irony reading this tweet. RIP me.

...the posts were not meant to be public—they were “the result of an ongoing family dispute.

The Welsh Guards are pretty awesome. They played the Star Wars Death march when a horrible Saudi Prince came to visit  (he didn’t realize he was being trolled).

No, Yes - I mean no, Crooked Hillary did worse - why isn’t Bloomberg asking about her servers? FAKE NEWS! Vlad - call me. #FoxAndFriends

Seemed like a joke to me.

Wait. If a woman's only job is to give birth to baby boys, then how would the world repopulate itself after the regular handmaids die off? Guy needs to learn sex ed. 

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with

It would be funny if it wasn’t so infuriating.