NO IT’S BECAUSE THEY HATE THE ANTHEM AND THE TROOPS AND FLAGS MADE OUT OF APPLE PIE!!!!!!

what, just because she agrees with prominent white supremacists and repeats their talking points and makes the same gestures they do doesn’t mean she *is* one! It’s like they say, ‘if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s probably just a massive coincidence so please don’t worry about your corn...’

OMG, Bobby. Thank you for that first paragraph.

Fuck me! You can’t even get one quickly... they have a pop-up window that appears when you access the site announcing the whole effing company is on vacation!

I find that that’s my reaction to a lot of things these days.

I...just...what??? What on earth is the thought process here? “Abortion is wrong! I’ll put these pictures into a box of diapers because...wait, living human babies wear diapers so they weren’t aborted...uh...oh fuck it.”

And even if Space Force, in spite of its idiotic origins, goes on to do good and worthy things, I will never not roll my eyes when I see those two words together.

Perhaps there was something on her resume that made many of those NY firms disinclined from hiring her.

(Read in David Attenborough voice)

Who is this Karen Pence? Does she know Mother?

I think he’s just trying to distance himself from the Trump shitstorm. I don’t believe he’s done with politics. He’ll lay low for a while and then rear his ugly head again. Like herpes. 

That's going to be my answer to everything now. "I'm going to engineer the shit out of all the things." 

Are you kidding?  Jethro is going to pull up his bootstraps and engineer the s#!t out of all the engineer-able things.  At least that’s what he told me in those exact words.

Between watching Fox perform for him, tweeting about Fox talking about him, and watching himself perform for himself, it must be hard to make time to cram in hamburgers, play golf, and bring the free world crashing down around us.
How does he do it?!

Why would you toast a bread bowl?

Actjons Spjeak Loudjer than Wjords.

He is correct, it’s just a stupid movie. 

It’s like “family values”, you just read the name and immediately think, “oh boy, here we fucking go...”

Nope Dr. Who taught us not to trust the waters of mars. But I'm with you being a mindless water monster on mars is better then trumps America. 

Months went by without me thinking about Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop.