This #bigbabyblimp #trumpybaby is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a really long time. It’s made my week. Good work London 👶🇬🇧

I heard that the mechanic took the mommy woodchuck and put her in a cage as punishment for moving into the car to escape coyotes. They sent the baby woodchucks to Arizona where they would be held in separate cages until the mommy woodchuck agreed to be deported.

Manafort’s legal team: “it’s soooo unfair, our client is locked up too far away and we can’t properly prepare under these totally unfair conditions so we should just delay these trials.”

Flag be like “Get the mother-lovin’ fuck off me you flabby, cheeto-faced, comb-over turd in a horribly cut suit.”

I love flag.

Okay, I have two questions:
1) Who is this?

The question I really want answered is can he still enjoy his steak?

A lie, you say?

Von Loor also accused Robey of owning a set of “assault knives”—which he described as “fantasy knives” in open court.

JFC, it is legal to come to the border and apply for asylum, you twat.

I’m sincerely confused, he seems to want to fight, but then by the end of his comment it seems like he also hates Trump and the people associated with him? Like there seems to be general agreement here. "Fuck you! I agree with everything you said!"

Or is he just making shit up again

That one.

Your boyfriend’s brother should become an Exotic Dancer, that’s clearly where the money is.

Thank you for pointing this out. My reaction to reading “‘one of my attorneys.’” was “He’s not your attorney.” 

I’m not sure Windex is gonna fix this one. 

WHAT’S NEXT, FANCY MUSTARD?

I have no idea what’s going on anymore. I haven’t given up, and never will, but this shit is really weird.

Hold up. There are other Poison songs?

Okay, but how big do the rocks have to be *in one’s head* to believe that erosion causes sea levels to rise globally?