I will forever star any comment that mentions DeVos and BEARS.

I am sure that should would have taken all questions but she wanted to wait until AFTER she visited the school........Maybe she was worried about arousing the local bear population in Florida

“And then he said: ‘I’m tearing up the subpeona on live television. What’s [Mueller] going to do?... I have a life.”

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

D) Everybody quits having sex, because ew gross.

Hey, if fetuses were armed with AR-15s, no doctor would dare try to abort them.

“Trump will then use his brain to decide just what he wants to do”

I don’t think it’s the same people at FBI who investigate possible mass murderers and Russian election fraud

I apologize for my father’s internet presence.

FUCK! I forgot about that rule. That only applies to women, right? Cause Porter is a 6 at best.

So, did the promised DACA vote ever take place? (seni-rhetorical)

Just Say No, trickle down economics, abstinence only education... a majority of the GOP’s policies are a hodgepodge of proven failures.

I mean, the MS13 lobbyists were pretty persuasive.

It’s called Chain Gang Immigration, or is it Gang Chain...hmmmm

I’m curious to know how fake merchandise “endangers public health”.

The FBI itself is FAKE NEWS!

Bird did not try hard enough, IMO.

“From the makers of Frost/Nixon comes Teletubby/Telly Tubby”

But it’s the Mueller investigation that’s giving America a bad name, donchaknow.

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...