It might be me, but I do suspect that North Korea would be calling South Korea to discuss sending athletes to the Olympics in South Korea even without Trump.

The irony behind the fact that Bannon, the White Nationalist, may end up being the dark horse that brings down Donald Trump in the Russia investigation is a plot twist I did Nazi coming.

Metrics? I don’t think you understand trickle down economics. If you got a bonus last year it was thanks to Donald Trump.

His backpack straps give the appearance of him wearing a cold-shoulder top.

This is brilliant. Everyone knows that the best way to let people know that the government has grown too large and much of it is unnecessary and wasteful and really hammer home the point that you are different—that you are not big and unnecessary and wasteful—is to print more than 200,000 sheets of paper to use as a…

Eric Trump genuinely seems like the type of guy who would be lost without his wife. Legally, she can’t leave him at this point without finding him a suitable home.

Fake birth certificate!!!

The decision is the “will of the American people.”

It started off with Indian Brown, but then he applied a whitewash.

Looks like he’s making America great BY POSTING IN ALL CAPS! THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS ASSHOLE!

Ah, hello. Well first of all I’d like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved British Navy.

Also relevant to her argument.

“The Christmas Story begins 2,000 years ago with a mother, a father, their baby son and the most extraordinary gift of all—the gift of God’s love for all of humanity.

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A hard-fought game of Purse Speed Chess followed...

That was the first thing I thought too. There were not hundreds of people in that church. He has no clue what the hell is going on.

To be fair, a teacher who enjoys bringing science to young kids is the scariest thing Betsy could imagine.

“Mom could only find the large kid size and I was all FINE, MOOOOM GEEZ.”

Negligence