There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s covfefe.

The Failing @nytimes set Liddle’ Bob Corker up by recording his conversation. Was made to sound a fool, and that’s what I am dealing with!

ok, what if all the air molecules (well, the good guy ones) around the hotel windows had guns? eh? eh? checkmate, libertards!!!

He’s an angry elf. Must be from the South Pole...

“I’m Rand Paul and I approve this message.”

He reminds me of Dr. Leekie on Orphan Black. I don’t know if that’s why Rick Scott creeps me out, or if Dr. Leekie creeps me out because he reminds me of Rick Scott.

I saw one of the promo commercials on TV for the first time last night, and thought to myself, “what the fuck is NBC thinking?”

I feel like the sentiment still fits though.

Eagerly awaiting the third panel where it zooms in even further to find his brain.

I have my IBS and my version comes with urgency. Like, find a toilet right now whether you want to or not.

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

Self-proclaimed lover of women Donald Trump has so far nominated 42 US attorneys across the country, and guess what. Only one of them is a woman.

If you’re worried about world population growth, better to focus on global investment in women’s education. That is proven to bring down birth rates drastically without anyone being a dick about other people’s reproductive choices.

Also, he’s very dusty and eats a lot of beans.

Guys you don’t understand; he wears a coat.

I don’t understand why you just posted another image of Tomi Lahren. We know what she looks like.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

It’s okay. He has a closetful of tribbles just breeding away somewhere.

Hey, Donald.....look what you made me do.

Trump is running the country like his businesses: multiple lawsuits at a time.