Good thing that guy has an umbrella otherwise he might get wet.

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

Others may have said it, but I think Garth Ennis said it best...

According to the FBI’s criminal complaint, filed in July, the witness was alerted to something amiss when they saw Manzanares attempting to drag his wife’s body to the balcony of the couple’s cabin.

I think I’d be able to deal with Trump as president if he wasn’t literally everything the GOP accused Obama of being.

American Thinker:

It’s a blog for people who can’t find Libya on a map.
It’s a blog for people who ate a vegetable, once.
It’s a blog for people who know that angels are watching out for them.
It’s a blog for American thinkers.

If she’s married to Kevin James, it’s completely believable that she would fake her own death.

“Jesus loves me best”

I gotchu fam. I’m about to set up a an alter for you and pray, even though I believe in no religion cause...holy shit, you need to get the fuck outta there.

the date is a coincidence

When has the NFL ever dealt with any situation honorably?

I hope it totally ruins golf for him- He’ll have to play on artificial turf 100 yards underground instead.

And I’m thinking one of us still has a program.

They warned us that the gays would destroy marriage!

Exactly. I fucking hate smokers and don’t understand why people start in the first place but I realize I can’t just decide not to pay if one of them gets cancer.

SHE WAS THE PEOPLE’S PRINCESS!!!1!!11!!!

I’m guessing it’s something like this:

Frankly, I’m more offended that she follows the Fat Jewish and that he’s still a thing even after he was exposed for stealing content.

They all perished in the great hat fire of 2016. The trump hat of course survived because all things trump are incapable of being destroyed by any fire other than the firey chasm from whence he came.

No kidding! Any meal I get delivered better be ready to eat!