At first I thought you were replying to yourself. Which would have been excellent.

Sadly, my penis agrees with this statement.

Yeah I guess the shooter should have just taken a lesson from Caitlyn and got in their car in order to murder someone.

And here I thought that Shakespeare guy is doing an amazing job and getting recognized more and more.

I’m starting to wonder what i’m not too old for.

Sean Spicer nods sadly in agreement with your sentiment.

Aside from the fact that Trump is hiring people who obviously are completely unqualified for the jobs that he is hiring them for, what the hell is that cartoon? I mean content aside, does anyone think that Donald is that physically fit? He’s an orange beanbag not The Rock.

I think you know which one is Trump’s case.

I’m glad someone properly trained in the use of a firearm, with years of experience, was able to diffuse the situation.

In related news, someone at Sandy Hook Promise Foundation thought it would be a good idea to have Megyn Kelly host their gala.

Or the Islamic Security and Immigration Statute.

This is how Pence would have done it:

I’m gonna need someone to photoshop a response like this from Comey. As in, “I met with my boss today and that fat, balding loser tried to tell me how to do my GD job #millertime #ihavebiggerhands”

Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

I mean, if colony collapse disorder is even a real thing. I heard it was a hoax invented by the Chinese.

You know he’s watching you as you type that, don’t you? Right through your computer and now you’re on a list. ETA: It’s just a list for kitchen hacks but they will never stop coming...

“Looking forward to the D-Day invasion of Normandy tomorrow! #MAGA”

I eagerly await the day Sean Spicer answers every reporter’s question with “I dunno. Ask him.”